Rhythm Chaser Mugs

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Six jazz instruments.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Check out this new store."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Early Exercise Machines

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

Crunk

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Man on motorbike.

A dog banging a snare drum.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Mozart

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

music store

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

A saxophonist

Surf Guitar