Oceanic Rhythm Chaser Mugs

Surf Guitar

Cimafunk

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Early Exercise Machines

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Becalmed yachts

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'

School Trip To The Beach

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Metaphor for Life Gym. Which will it be? Running in place or spinning your wheels?

Eric Clapton.

Saving up for lessons.

Violinist on a surfboard

Monster in the sea.

Aging Researchers

Conductor.

Time getting away

Chairlift to hell.

"Thailand is very beautiful! Don't you think dear?"

Loki Trump

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

Journalists' Hell