Ocean Wave Chaser Mugs

Surfing tours.

Beach con-man.

North Pole

"You left this on our ship."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

A smiling cyclist

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I told him we needed more string."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Dow's up!"

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

'You do Botox?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"He chases submarines."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Take me to your lawyer.'