Laughter Architect Gifts

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

How's the writer's block?

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"The check is in the mail."

Worry tank

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Pandora's Change Purse...

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Jokes machine.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Toilet humour

Horror writer.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Fish Food

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."