Nostalgic Entertainment Architect Gifts

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Snow Bridge.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Old-fashioned computer

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

His Master's Data.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone

'I know just how you feel.'

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'

"Do you miss the chase ever?"