Nostalgic Entertainment Architect Pillows

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Snoopy with Laptop

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Snow Bridge.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Old-fashioned computer

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

His Master's Data.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I've managed to get hold of one of those 'all for one ad one for all' remote controls."

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Ideas before their time Telegraph office. You're wasting way too much time using that thing to forward jokes.

Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone

'I know just how you feel.'

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'