Nostalgic Theatergoer Pillows

BIJOU THEATER, 'That should've been X-rated - She kissed him right on the MOUTH!'

Mikado

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Berta screams out!

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

Kissing at the Movies

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

Okay

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

"I love these black and white films."

"My bar hopping days are over."

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

Support group for old movie monster.

'It was like a father to me.'

Singing in the rain 2: The reckoning.

Mercury Theatre: Lost and Found

'Does anyone want to pop the bubbles in this packaging?'