Nostalgic Theatergoer Gifts

BIJOU THEATER, 'That should've been X-rated - She kissed him right on the MOUTH!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Mikado

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Berta screams out!

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Kissing at the Movies

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Bond is back...again...!'

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

Okay

Errol Flynn.

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

"I love these black and white films."

King Kong on top of the Empire State building looks into a skyline viewer at the city.

"My bar hopping days are over."

Support group for old movie monster.

'It was like a father to me.'

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

Singing in the rain 2: The reckoning.

Every year at Christmas, Tom would look forward to the Great Escape.

Mercury Theatre: Lost and Found

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

'Don't forget your 'Party Bag'.'