Apocalypse Architect Gifts

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Zombie Problems

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Prepper Dog

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Horror writer.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

Busy, Busy, Busy

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

End of world nigh!!!

"The season finale of the world is near."

The Future

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

New York Gondolier

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?