Chaos Architect Gifts

"So, THAT'S how our names got sewn into the lab coats."

Man blowing up cars.

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Homo Gamus

Future garbage truck driver.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Chaos Theory Conference.