Apocalypse Architect T-Shirts

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Zombie Problems

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"I'll have dessert first."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

Horror writer.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

doom.com

The Future

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"The season finale of the world is near."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

New York Gondolier