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Horror writer.

Worry tank

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Tim Burton

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Hamster.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

How's the writer's block?

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

"We'll need guts here...a body in the front yard...and blood here!"

"It's absolutely brilliant."

Changing the dream

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

Housing bubble estate.

Paths.

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

A case where bigger isn't necessarily better.

Couples compare their ambitions for their future children.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

"When we're done building the arena, do you think we'll get free tickets?"

"So, THAT'S how our names got sewn into the lab coats."

'I've always felt that if Harold could just find a way to harness and focus all of that tremendous ennui, he'd do great things!'

City Entertainment Complex.

"I just had a remake of a nightmare I had as a child. The special effects were much scarier."