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Housing bubble estate.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

"I'm going to have to cancel tonight. I have this fantasy life I need to work on."

Tim Burton

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

The Day Dreamer.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

Windmill

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I propose we go with the second option."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

A Woman's Conquests.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

A writer fishes for inspiration.

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground