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Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Tim Burton

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"Writer's block?"

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Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

Royal Love

House of books.

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Snow Bridge.

"Now all we need is a good script."

Witch Hardware

Fairy tale

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'