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"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Tim Burton

Sick Building Syndrome

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Pizza Tower Bridge

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Pisa Hut.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"We really need to up our game."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Clear construction agreements are important.

Builders.