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Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Tim Burton

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Day Dreamer.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Windmill

"I like to stay on top of things."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Irvine Welsh

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"I propose we go with the second option."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"This is my urban man cave."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground