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"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

"Does your tree house have secure parking?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Tim Burton

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I love what you've done with him."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Surreal war artist.

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

"Mobile Tree Home"

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Home Ship Home

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."