Fantasy Architects Gifts

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Tim Burton

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

The Day Dreamer.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Windmill

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

"I propose we go with the second option."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"This is my urban man cave."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

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