Alien Story Architect T-Shirts

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Lego Haircut

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Tim Burton

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

UFO Shelter

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Writer's block?"

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Writer's Block Party

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author