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'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Lego Haircut

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Tim Burton

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Books Providing Bright Idea

"Writer's block?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

UFO Shelter

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

'It's a self-build.'

Writer's Block Party

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author