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Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien Assumption

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

UFO Shelter

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Dog pees on tree felling it . ..

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'