Alien Lore T-Shirts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Exchange culture and science? Maybe later, but right now we're here for some of those cupcakes with the white squiggle on top.

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We mean you no harm. We're just here to observe how you primitive people are about to destroy yourselves with nuclear weapons."

The two astronauts struggled for their lives while the whole world watched helplessly.

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

"They'll be landing soon."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Those symbols say that you can forget about the humans! We will be your true masters. Mark my words!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Alien David statue

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'