Alien Lore Gifts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

"We mean you no harm. We're just here to observe how you primitive people are about to destroy yourselves with nuclear weapons."

The two astronauts struggled for their lives while the whole world watched helplessly.

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

"They'll be landing soon."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Those symbols say that you can forget about the humans! We will be your true masters. Mark my words!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Hair Crop Circle

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'