Alien Tales Gifts

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

The Fourth Little Pig

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

UFO Shelter

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Dog pees on tree felling it . ..

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

"Just look, boss! There are people who take my stories seriously!"