Alien Story Lover Gifts

We still have lots to learn about their construction techniques. Somehow they use a pipe when building water movement systems.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

dog vs UFO...

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

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"Well, that one got away."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"They look like pickles."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"