Alien Encounter Lover Gifts

'Do you mind if I play through?'

The Colonisation of Space.

"Could you help me with this?"

"Well, that one got away."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Alien attack in the 1950s

'You do Botox?'

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

New York Stock Exchange. Wall St. To err is human, but this is ridiculous!

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'