Alien Encounter Devotee Gifts

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Well, that one got away."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'You do Botox?'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

Dustbin monster.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Moon Souvenirs

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog