Alien Story Lover Prints

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

How am I abducting?

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Well, that one got away."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They look like pickles."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.