Alien Lore Lover Prints

"Our planet has run out of cocaine."

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

dog vs UFO...

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"They look like pickles."