Alien Lore Lover Gifts

"Our planet has run out of cocaine."

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"They look like pickles."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'