Alien Stories Prints

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Dog pees on tree felling it . ..

'Take me to your best repairer of cracks in the fuselage.'

Lonely alien on a deserted asteroid.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Not only did I not invite that thing, he's definitely shooting hot!!'

"What do you mean you're from the EX-ternal Revenue Service?"

Football Spaceship

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Take me to your lender!!"

"Just look, boss! There are people who take my stories seriously!"

UFO Shelter

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien Assumption

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."