Alien Fiction Prints

"It's a great manuscript, but our mandate has shifted from championing new writers to enslaving planet earth."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Alien Assumption

How am I abducting?

'Gravity...Go figure!'