Alien Fiction Pillows

"It's a great manuscript, but our mandate has shifted from championing new writers to enslaving planet earth."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."