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Does Not Test On Humans

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The flies have landed.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."