Extraterrestrial Lore T-Shirts

"Oh no! It's the Greys from next door!!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The First Martian Dog.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We evolved from asteroids"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Underweird bras."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'