Extraterrestrial Mysteries T-Shirts

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

High-gravity baseball

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Underweird bras."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.