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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A boy acting suspiciously

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."