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"Unfortunately, they keep their shades drawn in that particular galaxy."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

A boy acting suspiciously

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes