Extraterrestrial Lore Pillows

"Oh no! It's the Greys from next door!!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"Underweird bras."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

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TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens