Extraterrestrial Themes Pillows

"Unsubscribe us or face annihilation."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Underweird bras."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take me to your mechanic."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

UFO and snowman

"Shoulda brought the weed."