Architectural Dreamer T-Shirts

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Where the wild things were."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'