Artful Dreamer T-Shirts

'You must have misunderstood me Axel. I just asked you to stand there to keep me company. I'm painting a scary two-headed monster I dreamed of last night.'

'Okay, so it's not art, but I have to make a buck while I'm getting there!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Pipe Dream.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Where the wild things were."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Giraffe Portrait

Imagine

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'All good things must come to an end.'