Art Dreamer T-Shirts

"And that little red one, just out of reach, is the art world."

"But I don't want to be an industrious beaver Dad: I want to be an artist..."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.