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A case where bigger isn't necessarily better.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Tim Burton

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Let's fund a world to travel to. With our imagination there's nothing we can't do!"

Snow Bridge.

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

Town Planning Department

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

A Woman's Conquests.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Design brief.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Fire Escapes

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Future site of the aquarium.