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Bi Polar Bears

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Art Critics.

"I knew you'd understand."

Jumble Sale

Pop up begger.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Fisherman Funneral

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'