Comedic Art Critic Prints

Bi Polar Bears

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Art Critics.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Pop up begger.

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Fisherman Funneral

Rollercoaster police chase.

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"