Comedic Critique Fan Prints

LARGE FRONT

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Pop up begger.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Safety Pin

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Scuba Skater

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."