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Jeremy got more than he bargained for with his new memory foam mattress.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Reproduction furniture."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"I'm under a restraining order."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'