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Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Get... a-nother room!"

"Surprise!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."