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"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Time for bed, guys."

Monster Clown

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Doomsday marketing

End of world nigh!!!

New York Gondolier

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'