Apocalypse Geek Pillows

"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

65 Million Years Ago

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

Apocalypse Research Center

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Monster Clown

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Tuesday, 2022

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

End Of The World - Business Edition

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Pranking Zombies

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

The Future

End of world nigh!!!

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'